Tunisia is offering 50% discounts on Holiday Tours.... For only £100 you could land on thier runway and then come home with a handfull of bricks and knocked off posters of some geezer dangling from a balcony.... Nice.
If Oil is discovered in the sea just off the North coast of Russia... will we pay them with packets of Salt or with cheap excursions to the Norfolk Broads in Cabbage picking season????
...And the final trick of the Afghanistan kids Circus... Harry Houdini's last trick of removing the expolsive vest wired with Semtex with nothing more than a pair of marigolds and a Paper clip... 500 virgins are counting on thier failure... Allah is hoping for a great turn-out... Apologies for the USMC, they can't atte...nd... too busy with finding non existant Weps of Mass Destruction in the poppy fields.
5 million homeless and the Government have only just realized!!! Why else were there so many squatters in the bloody benefits office.... Duuuuh! Did they think people just loved talking to V Neck pull-over morons?
