You Are

You are the United States of America

You think you are shit hot, but you are just actors from Hollywood. You are war mongering, a worlds policeman.. sticking your nose into other peoples problems. Yet you are one of the youngest nations on the planet and your toys are making you bored. Loser of many wars, glory is always demanded.. Forever at war, forever telling others to not do what you do yourselves. Spending money that you don't have and demanding money that is not owed to you. Non forgetter of history, Clutching to a hope.. believeing in things that don't exist. Oil is what drives you, but being realistic drives you further away.

You gave us microsoft, you gave us Arnold Schwartzenegger.. but you don't take advice that engine sizes come smaller than 1.5 liter four cyclinder feul injected engines... but at least you gave us something that the world really needed... Disney Land and fat tourists. Bigger is better... but is it worth it?.. Capatalistic.. that leads to financial ruin, hater of communism.. that brings stability. Nation of sunshine, tornadoes, earthquakes, moutains, crime and greed.. one day.. you will learn from the best.. but that day will not come as long as you fail to realize China and Saudi Arabia have you over a barrel.

Oil is national security.. yet.. oil will one day run out and all you will be left with is debt, homelessness, hunger, famine, anarchy and a cry for help to the Russians... You are the nation of power... that will soon run dry. You are... The USA.. Nation of invaders and children across the pond from the grandfathers and invaders of past, present and the future. God bless America.