Tom phones his boss one morning and says "Sorry Boss I can't come in today I feel really sick, I've got a splitting headache, my stomach is doing somersaults and my legs are like jelly"
"But Tom" says his boss "You know how busy we are today I really need you to come in ! Look whenever I feel ill and think I'm going to miss work I go to my wife and ask her for sex...it always makes me feel a lot better and I've never missed a single day of work because of it"
"OK Boss" says a releuctant Tom "I'll give it a try"
An hour later Tom phones his boss "I took your advise Boss and you where right I feel much better and I'm on my way in now...oh and Boss...thats a beautiful house you've got there....."
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